26 Nov 2005

Starship Bush

It's been apparant for some time that many in the world suffer a new psychiatric condition known as "BDS" - Bush Derangement Syndrome, in which any and everything has been blamed on GWB. Even the BBC wondered if he did not cause the Asian Tsunami.

Now a former Canadian defense minister informs us the GWB is about to take on aliens. This story would be a joke were it not true.

Paul Helleyer told a conference:
"The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."
Hellyer’s speech ended with a standing ovation. He said,
"The time has come to lift the veil of secrecy, and let the truth emerge, so there can be a real and informed debate, about one of the most important problems facing our planet today."

1 comment:

abraxas said...

Just something i've noticed ....
There have been several "tragedies" natural and otherwise to strike our planet, tsunamis, hurricanes, tourist bombings etc recently. Nothing specific makes these stand out over others, other than the way they were handled by the media.
From the imperialist perspective, the tsunami in asia was a good thing, allowing them to send "aid" and "assist in reconstruction efforts".
As worthy as that may be, i cannot help feeling sad that the idyllic life of those islanders is gone forever. Their culture has been destroyed more by the influx of foreign aid than the tsunami itself. The US will not allow them to return to their grass huts, they will be employed and slave rates to build substandard housing for themselves (they should gratefully accept what they are given) and wonderful hotels for the foreign tourists. The same goes for New Orleans. The victims have not yet found shelter before the bushies are promising a reconstruction of note.
Halliburton was the preferred supplier for both those disasters.
A tsunami is caused by massive underwater disruption, easy enough to engineer if you have the most powerful arsenal of all time at your disposal.
A hurricane is caused by heated air in the atmosphere, and despite many claims to the contrary, i think HAARP would be able to do that quite nicely.
The follow up to a terrorist bombing always includes increased security spending, usually with the aid of US counter terrorism experts.
Let me not even start on 9-11, and all the money spun out of that.
Being a fellow african, i believe that at the heart of any trouble, find the rich white man (i am white, although far from rich).
The US intelligence network receives billions in funding annually, more than anyone is actually aware of, and they still fail miserably.
I am not saying that the tsunami was engineered, but, i do believe it was possible, probable, and definitely profitable.
Your denouncement of the media is spot on, as they are definitely bush's little helpers, sowing fear uncertainty and doubt. THAT is the goal, divide and conquer.