It has been reported that some Palestinian suicide bombers wrap their penises in aluminum foil before the mission, the better to preserve them for the Paradise that awaits. They will have endless virgins to deflower, whose hymens are instantly restored by Allah, so they can be deflowered again. Have they been reading books on barbeque? It seems a novel use for the old chef's trick for a perfect grilled sausage.
Elsewhere columnist extraordinaire Mark Steyn has a perfect one liner to the headline: FRENCHMAN LIVES WITH DEAD MOTHER TO KEEP HER PENSION. Comment:" Europe in a nutshell: welfare over demographics".